Even Goddesses Need Clean Underwear

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 4 1/2 stars 

‘Even Goddesses Need Clean Underwear’ is a collection of three short stories about love and madness.

‘Extended Vacation’ is a story about Gerald, a mild-mannered book publishing clerk. Since Charlotte, his very domineering boss has gone missing from her job, he steps up to the challenge and takes over for her. Wasn’t that nice of him?

‘Perfect Touch’ explores the tale of Tony Harper, a Florida Ford salesman who discovers a laptop that allows the user’s wildest dreams to come true, only to find out that Susan Cross, his arch nemesis, also has some pretty wild aspirations…

‘6:06 To Sunnyvale’ is a cute little story written in first person narrative about a man who literally bumps into his one true love on his train commute to work. How could an encounter like this possibly go wrong in the end?

From ‘6:06 To Sunnyvale’ 

That morning, she wore her dark hair pulled back in a ponytail with a crimson scrunchie that matched her blouse perfectly. This was yet another example of her careful attention to detail. Something we both have in common.

Her skin, smooth and clear, had a brownish hue; more like a light café mocha shade than tan. I don’t know if the color was due to her racial background or many hours of sunbathing, but it certainly weaved its magic on my imagination!

Is she tan all over her body? I wondered. No, I must rid myself of those kinds of impure thoughts.

(Or else chaos will certainly ensue.)

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Publication Info

Published: Nov. 14, 2016
Words: 53,210
Language: English
ISBN: 9780974826257